Everyone starts in the gutter. The mistake is leaving.

The first bowl went straight into the gutter.

So did the second.

And the third.

This was followed by the kind of laughter that isn’t cruel but also isn’t particularly sympathetic.

Years later, they still tell that story.

It comes up every time they’re together.

At dinners.

At birthdays.

At a noisy Spanish restaurant, five years on, with partners at the table and empty plates everywhere.

The man who bowled those three magnificent gutter balls laughs the hardest.

Not because he was good.

Because he stayed.

That’s how moments are made.

Not through talent.

Through attendance.

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